NEVER MADE IN 


Standing at the party talking to this bloke 
He said he fancied me I thought it was a joke 
But when he tried to kiss me I thought it's time to hide 
I'll go find the bog and lock myself inside

 Never made it, never made it 
 Never made it, to the bog in time 

Later in the party with joint in hand 
So pissed and proud I could hardly stand 
I started to feel sick it must have been the dope 
I tried to reach the bog but there wasn't much hope 

Stumbled home from the party about half hour 
Had trouble getting the key into the door
My bladder was full and it wouldn't wait
By the time I reached the bog it was too late 

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